-Atas\u00adca\u00addo en la ure\u00adtra del z\u00f3ca\u00adlo capi\u00adta\u00adlino.
\n-\u00bfQu\u00e9?
\n\u2011Eso, justamente.<\/p>\n
Los cie\u00adgos no cesan ni cuan\u00addo el
\nvag\u00f3n se atasca.<\/p>\n
Una cas\u00adca\u00adda de cie\u00adgos sue\u00adna sus
\nchi\u00adcles como cas\u00adca\u00adbe\u00adli\u00adtos. Arre\u00adcia
\nla tam\u00adbo\u00adra en los t\u00edm\u00adpa\u00adnos, \u00e9xi\u00adtos
\nde la cum\u00adbia en for\u00adma\u00adto mp3.<\/p>\n
Ni c\u00f3mo foto\u00adgra\u00adfiar a un cie\u00adgo. Sus l\u00e1za\u00adros patri\u00adcios me mor\u00adde\u00adr\u00edan \u2018hijo de tu puta madre\u2019 sin com\u00adpren\u00adder que era por ternura.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
-Atas\u00adca\u00addo en la ure\u00adtra del z\u00f3ca\u00adlo capi\u00adta\u00adlino. -\u00bfQu\u00e9? \u2011Eso, jus\u00adta\u00admen\u00adte. Los cie\u00adgos no cesan ni cuan\u00addo el vag\u00f3n se atas\u00adca. Una cas\u00adca\u00adda de cie\u00adgos sue\u00adna sus chi\u00adcles como cas\u00adca\u00adbe\u00adli\u00adtos. Arre\u00adcia la tam\u00adbo\u00adra en los t\u00edm\u00adpa\u00adnos, \u00e9xi\u00adtos de la cum\u00adbia en for\u00adma\u00adto mp3. Ni c\u00f3mo foto\u00adgra\u00adfiar a un cie\u00adgo. Sus l\u00e1za\u00adros patri\u00adcios me mor\u00adde\u00adr\u00edan \u2018hijo de tu [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ciudad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":585,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions\/585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}