{"id":446,"date":"2015-03-05T19:03:12","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T01:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/?p=446"},"modified":"2018-09-13T23:12:11","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T05:12:11","slug":"no-estoy-de-humor-para-tus-pendejadas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"\u201c<\/span>No estoy de humor para tus pendejadas\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Foto: M. Mar\u00adtin Vicente<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Cuan\u00addo voy en bici\u00adcle\u00adta ocu\u00adpo el carril de la dere\u00adcha. Lo ocu\u00adpo com\u00adple\u00adto no sola\u00admen\u00adte por\u00adque la ley lo per\u00admi\u00adte sino por\u00adque es mucho m\u00e1s segu\u00adro. Ir pega\u00addo a los autos esta\u00adcio\u00adna\u00addos (carril-coche\u00adra en todas las via\u00adli\u00adda\u00addes) es un peli\u00adgro pro\u00adba\u00addo: el gol\u00adpe de una puer\u00adta de auto abri\u00e9n\u00addo\u00adse des\u00adpreo\u00adcu\u00adpa\u00adda\u00admen\u00adte te pue\u00adde aven\u00adtar al flu\u00adjo de autos. Ha pasa\u00addo mucho y recien\u00adte\u00admen\u00adte<\/a>. Otra raz\u00f3n para ocu\u00adpar carril com\u00adple\u00adto es evi\u00adtar que los autos te reba\u00adsen cuan\u00addo no hay espa\u00adcio ade\u00adcua\u00addo. La expe\u00adrien\u00adcia inter\u00adna\u00adcio\u00adnal reco\u00admien\u00adda dejar 1.50 m. de dis\u00adtan\u00adcia al reba\u00adsar a un ciclis\u00adta. Muchos auto\u00admo\u00advi\u00adlis\u00adtas des\u00adco\u00adno\u00adcen dicha reco\u00admen\u00adda\u00adci\u00f3n y no repa\u00adran en las razo\u00adnes para ella. Cuan\u00addo un auto reba\u00adsa con poco espa\u00adcio a un ciclis\u00adta no sola\u00admen\u00adte con\u00adlle\u00adva el ries\u00adgo de gol\u00adpear su manu\u00adbrio. La cer\u00adca\u00adn\u00eda intem\u00adpes\u00adti\u00adva con un auto pue\u00adde lle\u00advar a un ciclis\u00adta a des\u00adcon\u00adcen\u00adtrar\u00adse y caer. Tam\u00adbi\u00e9n al reba\u00adsar sin abrir\u00adse lo sufi\u00adcien\u00adte no se da el men\u00adsa\u00adje de la pre\u00adsen\u00adcia de una bici\u00adcle\u00adta al auto que vie\u00adne detr\u00e1s de quien est\u00e1 reba\u00adsan\u00addo: se encon\u00adtra\u00adr\u00e1 de sor\u00adpre\u00adsa con un ciclis\u00adta, sin espa\u00adcio para maniobrar.<\/p>\n

Que\u00adr\u00eda expli\u00adcar\u00adle todo eso a quien dijo que me sen\u00adt\u00eda de chi\u00adcle por ir en medio de la calle, y que no ten\u00eda nin\u00adgu\u00adna prio\u00adri\u00addad, que no ten\u00eda tiem\u00adpo de escu\u00adchar nada.<\/p>\n

Lo vi en mi espe\u00adjo retro\u00advi\u00adsor, muy cer\u00adca de mi bici\u00adcle\u00adta. Le hice se\u00f1as pri\u00adme\u00adro para que se ale\u00adja\u00adra y lue\u00adgo para que me reba\u00adsa\u00adra. Lo hizo pero con poco espa\u00adcio, ech\u00e1n\u00addo l\u00e1mi\u00adna pues. Le hice la se\u00f1a uni\u00adver\u00adsal de \u2018dame un momen\u00adto\u2019, que espe\u00adra\u00adra. Lo hizo parar el sem\u00e1\u00adfo\u00adro y me acer\u00adqu\u00e9 a su auto. Sali\u00f3 de \u00e9l como un resor\u00adte, embra\u00adve\u00adci\u00addo, gri\u00adtan\u00addo e insul\u00adtan\u00addo. Le dije cal\u00adma\u00adda y reite\u00adra\u00adda\u00admen\u00adte que me deja\u00adra expli\u00adcar. No me dej\u00f3. Esta\u00adba furio\u00adso y ena\u00adje\u00adna\u00addo. La din\u00e1\u00admi\u00adca se repi\u00adti\u00f3 varias veces. Al final no pue\u00addo decir que se cal\u00adm\u00f3, pero no sigui\u00f3 esca\u00adlan\u00addo su vio\u00adlen\u00adcia, qui\u00adz\u00e1s por\u00adque no le di m\u00e1s ele\u00admen\u00adtos, final\u00admen\u00adte s\u00f3lo le que\u00adr\u00eda expli\u00adcar. Arran\u00adc\u00f3 y se fue con un colo\u00adf\u00f3n de insultos.<\/p>\n

M\u00e1s all\u00e1 de la ena\u00adje\u00adna\u00adci\u00f3n y los moti\u00advos de este se\u00f1or, me lla\u00adm\u00f3 pode\u00adro\u00adsa\u00admen\u00adte la aten\u00adci\u00f3n la encar\u00adna\u00adci\u00f3n de esos pre\u00adjui\u00adcios y luga\u00adres comu\u00adnes que cada vez se repi\u00adten m\u00e1s. Me impac\u00adt\u00f3 c\u00f3mo la reite\u00adra\u00adci\u00f3n, el des\u00adpre\u00adcio pre\u00advio y gene\u00adra\u00adli\u00adza\u00addo pue\u00adden lle\u00advar a la vio\u00adlen\u00adcia. El pre\u00adjui\u00adcio y des\u00adpre\u00adcio a los dem\u00e1s pre\u00addis\u00adpo\u00adne y pue\u00adde traer consecuencias.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cuan\u00addo voy en bici\u00adcle\u00adta ocu\u00adpo el carril de la dere\u00adcha. Lo ocu\u00adpo com\u00adple\u00adto no sola\u00admen\u00adte por\u00adque la ley lo per\u00admi\u00adte sino por\u00adque es mucho m\u00e1s segu\u00adro. Ir pega\u00addo a los autos esta\u00adcio\u00adna\u00addos (carril-coche\u00ad\u00adra en todas las via\u00adli\u00adda\u00addes) es un peli\u00adgro pro\u00adba\u00addo: el gol\u00adpe de una puer\u00adta de auto abri\u00e9n\u00addo\u00adse des\u00adpreo\u00adcu\u00adpa\u00adda\u00admen\u00adte te pue\u00adde aven\u00adtar al flujo [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[99,122,121],"class_list":["post-446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ciudad","tag-bicicletas","tag-denuncias","tag-quejas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":636,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions\/636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}