{"id":494,"date":"2016-02-29T16:43:33","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T22:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/?p=494"},"modified":"2018-09-13T14:21:30","modified_gmt":"2018-09-13T20:21:30","slug":"cronicas-de-malviajes-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"Cr\u00f3nicas de malviajes I"},"content":{"rendered":"
Foto: Tony Fischer<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Algu\u00adnos ciclis\u00adtas pare\u00adcen con\u00adver\u00adtir\u00adse en ap\u00f3s\u00adto\u00adles (cas\u00adtro\u00adsos o are\u00adno\u00adsos, seg\u00fan el ojo del juez) del con\u00advi\u00advir ciu\u00adda\u00addano y del res\u00adpe\u00adto al regla\u00admen\u00adto de tr\u00e1n\u00adsi\u00adto. M\u00e1s all\u00e1 de las razo\u00adnes psi\u00adco\u00adl\u00f3\u00adgi\u00adcas que tien\u00adtan a cual\u00adquier ser humano de ver a los dem\u00e1s por enci\u00adma del hom\u00adbro (moral), hay una raz\u00f3n que pue\u00adde dilu\u00adci\u00addar ese fen\u00f3\u00admeno: no que\u00adrer morir atro\u00adpe\u00adlla\u00addo. Andar en bici\u00adcle\u00adta pue\u00adde hacer\u00adte sen\u00adsi\u00adble a la fra\u00adgi\u00adli\u00addad de tu per\u00adso\u00adna y a c\u00f3mo cual\u00adquier mez\u00adquin\u00addad, error o dis\u00adtrac\u00adci\u00f3n pue\u00adde asesinarte.<\/p>\n

Las mis\u00admas razo\u00adnes tam\u00adbi\u00e9n sir\u00adven para expli\u00adcar el por qu\u00e9 muchos ciclis\u00adtas son tan que\u00adjum\u00adbro\u00adsos y exa\u00adge\u00adra\u00addos (chi\u00adllo\u00adnes, dir\u00eda un ami\u00adgo). No siem\u00adpre rela\u00adta\u00admos nues\u00adtras andan\u00adzas en la calle por\u00adque m\u00e1s que intras\u00adcen\u00adden\u00adtes son dif\u00ed\u00adci\u00adles de trans\u00admi\u00adtir: la sen\u00adsa\u00adci\u00f3n de fres\u00adcu\u00adra cuan\u00addo el vien\u00adto cho\u00adca con tu cuer\u00adpo can\u00adsa\u00addo; esa extra\u00ad\u00f1a comu\u00adni\u00f3n m\u00e1qui\u00adna-per\u00adso\u00adna cuan\u00addo alcan\u00adzas un rit\u00admo que te lle\u00adva casi sin esfuer\u00adzo a bue\u00adna velo\u00adci\u00addad; reba\u00adsar y reba\u00adsar autos sabien\u00addo cu\u00e1n\u00adto va a durar tu reco\u00adrri\u00addo con o sin tr\u00e1\u00adfi\u00adco; dete\u00adner\u00adte a des\u00adcu\u00adbrir fon\u00addas, tien\u00addas y luga\u00adres por colo\u00adnias que jam\u00e1s hubie\u00adras cono\u00adci\u00addo de otra for\u00adma. El no con\u00adtar siem\u00adpre la deli\u00adcia de un via\u00adje ordi\u00adna\u00adrio y sin con\u00adtra\u00adtiem\u00adpos nos ale\u00adja de la mejor publi\u00adci\u00addad hacia esta for\u00adma de transporte.<\/p>\n

Escri\u00adbi\u00admos lo opues\u00adto por lo que ya dije, no que\u00adrer morir atropellados.<\/p>\n

Hace un rato iba por ave\u00adni\u00adda de las Torres hacia el nor\u00adte. Deba\u00adjo de Chu\u00adru\u00adbus\u00adco un auto me aven\u00adt\u00f3 l\u00e1mi\u00adna para reba\u00adsar, inva\u00addien\u00addo mi carril. Uso espe\u00adjo retro\u00advi\u00adsor por lo que estas manio\u00adbras no me toman des\u00adpre\u00adve\u00adni\u00addo, pero dan mucho cora\u00adje. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 la pri\u00adsa o pri\u00advi\u00adle\u00adgio auto-per\u00adci\u00adbi\u00addo pue\u00adden poner\u00adte en ries\u00adgo sin raz\u00f3n? Me encon\u00adtr\u00e9 con la auto\u00admo\u00advi\u00adlis\u00adta un sem\u00e1\u00adfo\u00adro m\u00e1s ade\u00adlan\u00adte. Le recla\u00adm\u00e9 el que me hubie\u00adra aven\u00adta\u00addo el auto.<\/p>\n

\u2014 \u00a1Cuan\u00addo este\u00admos en la ciclo\u00adv\u00eda, habla\u00admos!\u2014 me dijo pedantemente.<\/p>\n

\u2014 \u00a1Me aven\u00adtas\u00adte el auto! \u00bfCono\u00adces el regla\u00admen\u00adto? \u00bfSabes que la bici ocu\u00adpa un carril?<\/p>\n

\u2014 Pero no el de alta (ah\u00ed esta\u00adba\u00admos discutiendo).<\/p>\n

\u2014 No me aven\u00adtas\u00adte el auto ah\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Me tom\u00f3 una foto con su celu\u00adlar curio\u00adsa\u00admen\u00adte a la mano y se mar\u00adch\u00f3. Baj\u00e9 de la bici\u00adcle\u00adta, cru\u00adc\u00e9 la calle y segu\u00ed mi camino.<\/p>\n

No hab\u00edan pasa\u00addo ni medio kil\u00f3\u00adme\u00adtro cuan\u00addo un auto\u00adb\u00fas de pasa\u00adje\u00adros me aven\u00adt\u00f3 l\u00e1mi\u00adna para reco\u00adger pasa\u00adje. Me fre\u00adn\u00e9 detr\u00e1s de \u00e9l y lue\u00adgo me pre\u00adpa\u00adr\u00e9 para reba\u00adsar\u00adlo. Al arran\u00adcar, de la nada un tipo en bici\u00adcle\u00adta en sen\u00adti\u00addo con\u00adtra\u00adrio se estre\u00adll\u00f3 con mi llan\u00adta delan\u00adte\u00adra. Nadie cay\u00f3 pero no me call\u00e9 y esta\u00adll\u00e9. Le gri\u00adt\u00e9 \u2018\u00a1pen\u00adde\u00adjo!\u2019 con impo\u00adten\u00adcia y libe\u00adra\u00adci\u00f3n al mis\u00admo tiem\u00adpo. \u00a1Pen\u00adde\u00adjo!, le vol\u00adv\u00ed a gri\u00adtar. No se detu\u00advo. Con el gol\u00adpe, lo pude haber arro\u00adja\u00addo al arro\u00adyo vehi\u00adcu\u00adlar, o bien, nos pudi\u00admos haber gol\u00adpea\u00addo for\u00adt\u00ed\u00adsi\u00admo, un cos\u00adta\u00adla\u00adzo limpio.<\/p>\n

No fue\u00adron los \u00fani\u00adcos cona\u00adtos de per\u00adcan\u00adce en el camino, pero sir\u00adven para ilus\u00adtrar el pun\u00adto ini\u00adcial: la raz\u00f3n de que\u00adrer fre\u00adnar la ame\u00adna\u00adza coti\u00addia\u00adna sobre nues\u00adtra inte\u00adgri\u00addad. Detr\u00e1s de cada ciclis\u00adta pon\u00adti\u00adfi\u00adcan\u00adte hay uno impo\u00adten\u00adte, deses\u00adpe\u00adra\u00addo por trans\u00admi\u00adtir que hay lesio\u00adnes y dece\u00adsos que no tie\u00adnen que ocurrir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Algu\u00adnos ciclis\u00adtas pare\u00adcen con\u00adver\u00adtir\u00adse en ap\u00f3s\u00adto\u00adles (cas\u00adtro\u00adsos o are\u00adno\u00adsos, seg\u00fan el ojo del juez) del con\u00advi\u00advir ciu\u00adda\u00addano y del res\u00adpe\u00adto al regla\u00admen\u00adto de tr\u00e1n\u00adsi\u00adto. M\u00e1s all\u00e1 de las razo\u00adnes psi\u00adco\u00adl\u00f3\u00adgi\u00adcas que tien\u00adtan a cual\u00adquier ser humano de ver a los dem\u00e1s por enci\u00adma del hom\u00adbro (moral), hay una raz\u00f3n que pue\u00adde dilu\u00adci\u00addar ese fen\u00f3\u00admeno: no [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[99],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ciudad","tag-bicicletas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":618,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/javierarmas.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}